a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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nokiabae:

The making of Street Fighter: The Movie videogame (1995) where the actors motions are being digitized for the game

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tilthisweek:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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Once again…animals r fucking awesome.

somekidsaregaythatsokay:

Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.  

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elizabeth-antoinette:

Dinner last night: sweet fried plantains, cilantro-lime jasmine rice, garlicky black bean burrito w/ lazy pico on the side. Looks crazy, tastes crazy-delicious.

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tilthisweek:

animals are so fucking awesome. 

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hello-titch:

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

Bizarre 3D Sculpture/Paintings by Japan’s Yuki Matsueda

The fascinating works of Yuki Matsueda pop out of their box enclosures and frames, penetrating the viewer’s space. Yolks fly out of eggs, figures jump out of exit signs, and kings and queens leap out of playing cards.

Trippy

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My version of chik’n piccata #vegan #Gardein #munchiez

😚💨🍃 #StoneAle ##vape

leaveamessageafterthefuckyou:

rattlebread:

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage

The real question is why is it still in there after she’s asleep
Like who sleeps with vegetables in their vaginas
Is this a new trendy thing

Its also daytime so where the hell are her priorities?

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Salt Sea. The pink colour comes from the overabundance of sodium.

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nanstg:

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heroxn:

ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

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She sang that song. Will reblog this every time

I sure will Bey anytime

Jay has the same video recording skills as my dad haha

And this is exactly why she is and ALWAYS will be my favorite singer. That is just true raw talent. Omg I’m gonna cry. 😩😩😂😍😍😭😭

One of my favorites. Gives me chills every damn time. Sing it Bey.

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